Who is the fake campus batch guy ?

Now that this blog have started creating waves and people have started looking left and right in search of the blogger. The blogger himself is doing an analysis of who might be the fake campus batch guy.

Suspect 1 : Mr. Nutwit
Reasons : the blogger is impulsive and good at throwing punch lines. His uncharacteristic humour and lack of consideration of the humanity. Probably being the captain of the cricket team might have given him such a confidence that he can fool others

Suspect 2: Sagar alias Jacky
Reasons : This particular individual is seen in Jhootawala's house for the past few days more frequently from where he might be getting the information about the batch with such credibility. In spite of being put up in the ESD, he is desperate to create his own fan-fare in the EDN.

Suspect 3: slim-beauty Sunshine
Reasons : Mr. Sunshine's life isnt particularly shining that well because of the frequent journeys to the raw interiors of Indian subcontinent. Moreover he is constantly bombarded with a massive amount of data on a daily basis. Probably he wants to to distribute the l**d and have a sadistic fun with that effort

Suspect 4: Lal Jhootawala
Reasons : A highly probable candidate who have been in a killer mood ever since he lost 46 counter strikes games in a row to a primary school student in his college days. Only person to stand upto BHAI and speak his heart out. After getting a transfer to his preferred dept. he is too desperate to make others feel that their lives are miserable

Suspect 5: Mangal Pandey
Reasons : The timing of the site launch and its co-incidence with his birthday points in this direction. This might be an attempt to have a sentimental feeling from others to spare him from severe blows on his birthday. The wide knowledge about the different aspects of the batch and temptation to come into the sight may have forced this individual for such an activity

Suspect 6:Mr. Light renamed as Encyclo
Reasons : He knows every damn thing in this world, even if he is sitting in a toilet in Manali

The other creatures namely Lee 8082, Traction guru, BigB, Schwarzie and Appam Sultan seems to be innocent creatures who are too busy earning their livelihood without any false thought.

Leaving open for the people to guess who is the blogger..

As far as KalaBandhar is concerned, his/her name can be changed to Bogwaash(Bakwaas ; courtesy: Lee 8082)

3 comments:

Ravi teja Battula May 7, 2009 at 11:12 AM  
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Ravi teja Battula May 7, 2009 at 11:23 AM  

so here comes the clue..like in a movie a murderer to divert evry one's attention he frames up others..in da similar way blogger though cleverly updated the suspects..I strongly feel that he is trying to remain unnoticed by putting him up in the group of innocent creatures...

Nikhil May 7, 2009 at 8:00 PM  

dude.. this post seems logical.. see the reasons he sited and i dont have any other option than to believe him. My guess is that it would be the bloody sunshine or jhootawala whoever those guys are

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