When Mama's boy left for The spelling error PEM, he might have never bothered about his old hostel roomie cum old schoolmate.
He had also done the same to him when he left him at the Red Mountain to go to bell the RAT hunter so called 'MEOW'
When the Grand Naming was done, Mama's made it to the list of buggers but his friend was jus an add-on as Mama's boy-friend!
Because he was a campus guy by birth but non-campus by induction. But then the campus wallah thinks it would be unfair to exclude him. After an intense brainstorming at the SZ, post the election result hungama, he was (un)officially adopted as the son who ran away and came home and so christened as THE PRODIGAL SON.
THE (UN)OFFICIAL ADOPTION
The Jinx of 8 o'clock
Ask any bugger which is the minute he/she dreads the most. The reply has to be 8:00 am. The fight against time, the sound of the alarm, the cold mornings, the room-mate who is in bathroom for an unusually long time, the auto-walas who charge more, their non-electronic meters which tick faster than your heartbeat, the red-light in the signal which often decide against going green etc. are all for the punch-in at 8 o'clock.
We, the campus batch, often known for the laziness which have been injected into the blood on a constant dose for the 4 yrs in college, prefer to live on the edge and take a few risks. As a result, the company machine records almost 90% of the in-punches of campus batch in the final few minutes. But this blog is not about giving a database of when do the buggers come in.. Its all about how they come in :)
We shall start with the worst gang of 'em all. Obviously Groupe de Devegowda. Unfortunately, 3 bikes have their say at the house which often have to run breaking traffic rules and red signals. But will they be able to get over the Jinx? Nah.. Big guy jhootawala has taken all hearts when he punched in sharp at 8:36, after a possible adjustment of hair and looking for the big cars lying around and dusting of his red chappels, with a false thought that 8:36 is the final minute you can punch-in. The statement made by Jhootawala forced everyone to give the honour of most un-attentive guy in the CIT exclusively for him. The very action did cost Jhootawala a full CL as it happened on a Saturday which adds up to the fun part.
Coming to the italian Kharabini, the matters are even more aggressive. This very person who is highly concerned about using all his possible punch-in/out benefits at the earliest would have drained out everything in the first 2-3 days. And after that he thinks, reaches in conclusions and then often realize that it was a mistake and thereby his mood gets kharab. Mr. Moodilio has declared in his annual statement that he has got more half CLs than anyone else in the community due to absurd reasons and is claiming for a compensation.
And the record for the maximum number of in-punches at exact 8:00 goes to the very brave and daring Bruce Lee 8082 who is often slow in responding to his alarm or Mangal/Jhootawala's calls. Coming to the bigger lot of Groupe de Kamakya, it is incredible. They despise two-wheeler riding for safety reasons and usually go for a 3-wheeler mode of transportation. Here too BHAI comes into play. After a thorough fish-bone analysis, he found out that non-electronic meter wala auto's CHEAT ! SO whether half CL or not, his decency and straight forwardness never allows him to get in old style autos, which have often landed them in trouble. Mr. Slimbeauty who is diet conscious will be often taking his 'Farex' at 7:45 which forces this group to take risks. Their brave attempts to get 5 buggers in a single auto and at slopes Traction Guru pushing the vehicle has to be specially mentioned. Such is the dedication and commitment of the members of this group to break the jinx of 8:00.
The mission : 2 late-in-punches is being strongly pushed by the campus batch. This would in-turn reduce the tension by 50% and increase the life expectancy of the bike-riding bunch.
We, the campus batch, often known for the laziness which have been injected into the blood on a constant dose for the 4 yrs in college, prefer to live on the edge and take a few risks. As a result, the company machine records almost 90% of the in-punches of campus batch in the final few minutes. But this blog is not about giving a database of when do the buggers come in.. Its all about how they come in :)
We shall start with the worst gang of 'em all. Obviously Groupe de Devegowda. Unfortunately, 3 bikes have their say at the house which often have to run breaking traffic rules and red signals. But will they be able to get over the Jinx? Nah.. Big guy jhootawala has taken all hearts when he punched in sharp at 8:36, after a possible adjustment of hair and looking for the big cars lying around and dusting of his red chappels, with a false thought that 8:36 is the final minute you can punch-in. The statement made by Jhootawala forced everyone to give the honour of most un-attentive guy in the CIT exclusively for him. The very action did cost Jhootawala a full CL as it happened on a Saturday which adds up to the fun part.
Coming to the italian Kharabini, the matters are even more aggressive. This very person who is highly concerned about using all his possible punch-in/out benefits at the earliest would have drained out everything in the first 2-3 days. And after that he thinks, reaches in conclusions and then often realize that it was a mistake and thereby his mood gets kharab. Mr. Moodilio has declared in his annual statement that he has got more half CLs than anyone else in the community due to absurd reasons and is claiming for a compensation.
And the record for the maximum number of in-punches at exact 8:00 goes to the very brave and daring Bruce Lee 8082 who is often slow in responding to his alarm or Mangal/Jhootawala's calls. Coming to the bigger lot of Groupe de Kamakya, it is incredible. They despise two-wheeler riding for safety reasons and usually go for a 3-wheeler mode of transportation. Here too BHAI comes into play. After a thorough fish-bone analysis, he found out that non-electronic meter wala auto's CHEAT ! SO whether half CL or not, his decency and straight forwardness never allows him to get in old style autos, which have often landed them in trouble. Mr. Slimbeauty who is diet conscious will be often taking his 'Farex' at 7:45 which forces this group to take risks. Their brave attempts to get 5 buggers in a single auto and at slopes Traction Guru pushing the vehicle has to be specially mentioned. Such is the dedication and commitment of the members of this group to break the jinx of 8:00.
The mission : 2 late-in-punches is being strongly pushed by the campus batch. This would in-turn reduce the tension by 50% and increase the life expectancy of the bike-riding bunch.
Who is the fake campus batch guy ?
Now that this blog have started creating waves and people have started looking left and right in search of the blogger. The blogger himself is doing an analysis of who might be the fake campus batch guy.
Suspect 1 : Mr. Nutwit
Reasons : the blogger is impulsive and good at throwing punch lines. His uncharacteristic humour and lack of consideration of the humanity. Probably being the captain of the cricket team might have given him such a confidence that he can fool others
Suspect 2: Sagar alias Jacky
Reasons : This particular individual is seen in Jhootawala's house for the past few days more frequently from where he might be getting the information about the batch with such credibility. In spite of being put up in the ESD, he is desperate to create his own fan-fare in the EDN.
Suspect 3: slim-beauty Sunshine
Reasons : Mr. Sunshine's life isnt particularly shining that well because of the frequent journeys to the raw interiors of Indian subcontinent. Moreover he is constantly bombarded with a massive amount of data on a daily basis. Probably he wants to to distribute the l**d and have a sadistic fun with that effort
Suspect 4: Lal Jhootawala
Reasons : A highly probable candidate who have been in a killer mood ever since he lost 46 counter strikes games in a row to a primary school student in his college days. Only person to stand upto BHAI and speak his heart out. After getting a transfer to his preferred dept. he is too desperate to make others feel that their lives are miserable
Suspect 5: Mangal Pandey
Reasons : The timing of the site launch and its co-incidence with his birthday points in this direction. This might be an attempt to have a sentimental feeling from others to spare him from severe blows on his birthday. The wide knowledge about the different aspects of the batch and temptation to come into the sight may have forced this individual for such an activity
Suspect 6:Mr. Light renamed as Encyclo
Reasons : He knows every damn thing in this world, even if he is sitting in a toilet in Manali
The other creatures namely Lee 8082, Traction guru, BigB, Schwarzie and Appam Sultan seems to be innocent creatures who are too busy earning their livelihood without any false thought.
Leaving open for the people to guess who is the blogger..
As far as KalaBandhar is concerned, his/her name can be changed to Bogwaash(Bakwaas ; courtesy: Lee 8082)
Suspect 1 : Mr. Nutwit
Reasons : the blogger is impulsive and good at throwing punch lines. His uncharacteristic humour and lack of consideration of the humanity. Probably being the captain of the cricket team might have given him such a confidence that he can fool others
Suspect 2: Sagar alias Jacky
Reasons : This particular individual is seen in Jhootawala's house for the past few days more frequently from where he might be getting the information about the batch with such credibility. In spite of being put up in the ESD, he is desperate to create his own fan-fare in the EDN.
Suspect 3: slim-beauty Sunshine
Reasons : Mr. Sunshine's life isnt particularly shining that well because of the frequent journeys to the raw interiors of Indian subcontinent. Moreover he is constantly bombarded with a massive amount of data on a daily basis. Probably he wants to to distribute the l**d and have a sadistic fun with that effort
Suspect 4: Lal Jhootawala
Reasons : A highly probable candidate who have been in a killer mood ever since he lost 46 counter strikes games in a row to a primary school student in his college days. Only person to stand upto BHAI and speak his heart out. After getting a transfer to his preferred dept. he is too desperate to make others feel that their lives are miserable
Suspect 5: Mangal Pandey
Reasons : The timing of the site launch and its co-incidence with his birthday points in this direction. This might be an attempt to have a sentimental feeling from others to spare him from severe blows on his birthday. The wide knowledge about the different aspects of the batch and temptation to come into the sight may have forced this individual for such an activity
Suspect 6:Mr. Light renamed as Encyclo
Reasons : He knows every damn thing in this world, even if he is sitting in a toilet in Manali
The other creatures namely Lee 8082, Traction guru, BigB, Schwarzie and Appam Sultan seems to be innocent creatures who are too busy earning their livelihood without any false thought.
Leaving open for the people to guess who is the blogger..
As far as KalaBandhar is concerned, his/her name can be changed to Bogwaash(Bakwaas ; courtesy: Lee 8082)
Bitches Lust..!!
how shit happens ??
23rd Jan around 6.30pm moodilo kharibini n pink(ga)y jackey entered LaL Jhootawala's room with plans to piss him off. Moodili was in full form so he successfully kharabed L.J mood by showing and highlighting the moments of mangal pandey, even before L.J thought how to take on, appam aka jackey named L.J ur "ghajini, vengenace...bleh bleh" and kharbini was more successfull that day, more than pandey enjoying in the video moodilo enjoyed in L.J's room by watching video n hiphoppin.. The thing which made L.J to get pissd off more was probably romeos mood was jus good n gr8 which L.J didn wanted mostly..
there were confrontations., however it did not last for long.
lemme tell u bitches L.J's actuall vengence wasnt on pandeji, there is a actual culprit who pissed off L.J to the best on 22nd late night but wasnt on the limelight,may be L.J have better plans for him. Well immediatly after 22nd L.J was collecting list of all upcoming b'days. Pandey u were not a target at all. U were just a trail because L.J was not in Full Josh which seems like he is waiting for someone else
Pandeji became senti at times, but for which sunny dint give a chance.
sunshine:"abe kya dard ho raha hai kya ?"
Pandey:"Jo karna hai karlo",
then fire in the hole.
wen Lee 8082 b'day was on L.J wasnt here, he was home. He had some things to return but couldn , as refreshment yest L.J gave some. We was allways wondered how Lee 8082 Processor worked so fast that day get a new Deo, Probably someone Overclocked him...
it all begins here after...
23rd Jan around 6.30pm moodilo kharibini n pink(ga)y jackey entered LaL Jhootawala's room with plans to piss him off. Moodili was in full form so he successfully kharabed L.J mood by showing and highlighting the moments of mangal pandey, even before L.J thought how to take on, appam aka jackey named L.J ur "ghajini, vengenace...bleh bleh" and kharbini was more successfull that day, more than pandey enjoying in the video moodilo enjoyed in L.J's room by watching video n hiphoppin.. The thing which made L.J to get pissd off more was probably romeos mood was jus good n gr8 which L.J didn wanted mostly..
there were confrontations., however it did not last for long.
lemme tell u bitches L.J's actuall vengence wasnt on pandeji, there is a actual culprit who pissed off L.J to the best on 22nd late night but wasnt on the limelight,may be L.J have better plans for him. Well immediatly after 22nd L.J was collecting list of all upcoming b'days. Pandey u were not a target at all. U were just a trail because L.J was not in Full Josh which seems like he is waiting for someone else
Pandeji became senti at times, but for which sunny dint give a chance.
sunshine:"abe kya dard ho raha hai kya ?"
Pandey:"Jo karna hai karlo",
then fire in the hole.
wen Lee 8082 b'day was on L.J wasnt here, he was home. He had some things to return but couldn , as refreshment yest L.J gave some. We was allways wondered how Lee 8082 Processor worked so fast that day get a new Deo, Probably someone Overclocked him...
it all begins here after...
Post Bday Effect--Epliogue of Mangala Pandey
Dont get misguided by the title guys...Mangal Pandey is still alive!!!!
After the appam of kozhi aka sultan of Turkey posted the blog "pandey's b'day bash" all the mischievous f@k3 campus batch guys have come up with their innovative ideas..so as to make mr. Lal jootawala's Mission May7-Revenge a great successful one...
It all started with Mama's boy friend Pankaj verma..who got thrilled and started a thread hw to screw up Mr. pandey...slim beauty sunshine, sultan of turkey,sagar alias jacky have come up with some real bad ideas summing up the ideas of traction guru and some other guys....then suddenly moodilio kharibini cam into the picture...as he is not gettin enuf stuff @ dadri to get his mood kharabed..he started kahrabing the mood of Pandey despite ignoring the fact that he is the root cause for Mission May7 revenge. While Mr. Nutwit was xtracting maza of the discussion ..Lee 8082 and Lal Jootawala were silent..Lee 8082 was confident enough of his Kamar kicks;jootawala was busy with Chota shakeel of BHEL (kalyana sundaram)..
Groupe chandra layout lead by Mr. Nutwit has reached apartment of groupe kamakya...and Lal jhootawala , Ghazini jr. reminded the groups to be there by 1130..though groupe kamakya has hesitated a bit to start withour their leader..our Neta/BigB reassured and led the group to Devegowda petrol Bunk House..by that time sagar alias jacky has already reached by his ghost rider and appam of kozhi by his 350 cc chariot...then the show is taken over by lal jootawala..who took the lead n started searching the weapons for his mission..then traction guru has come up wid the weapons...
the much awaited GPL has finally started and as our arnold has denied lifting up light wieghted Pandey.. Nutwit and Traction guru took the charge...then it started with the shot of Lal chappalwala in white jootas, jacky and sultan were njoing then comes high bashhhh a loud kamar kick from the Lee 8082 Mr. Mangal pandey tried to show off his emotions and anger on Bruce Lee 8082...but he soon relaised tht any kinda anger on others will get back at him..and started his gud old smile..Then comes the Bournvita Rapid fire round of bathroom chappals
Then comes the proprietary item of the fake campus batch da brut-effect...Mangal was targeted again and bulls's eye is made..but appam of kozhi disaapointed all of us...so thr brut effect was effectless..as Mr. Light is loosing up his weight further at Dadri and Chota nawab on his way to bungol Pandey missed the silchar shot too...which disappointed our Nutwit as he felt the creativity dint blossomto the xtent we xpected....so it ended with evry one taking up the vow that the brutality in the bday bashes shd be ended..
After the appam of kozhi aka sultan of Turkey posted the blog "pandey's b'day bash" all the mischievous f@k3 campus batch guys have come up with their innovative ideas..so as to make mr. Lal jootawala's Mission May7-Revenge a great successful one...
It all started with Mama's boy friend Pankaj verma..who got thrilled and started a thread hw to screw up Mr. pandey...slim beauty sunshine, sultan of turkey,sagar alias jacky have come up with some real bad ideas summing up the ideas of traction guru and some other guys....then suddenly moodilio kharibini cam into the picture...as he is not gettin enuf stuff @ dadri to get his mood kharabed..he started kahrabing the mood of Pandey despite ignoring the fact that he is the root cause for Mission May7 revenge. While Mr. Nutwit was xtracting maza of the discussion ..Lee 8082 and Lal Jootawala were silent..Lee 8082 was confident enough of his Kamar kicks;jootawala was busy with Chota shakeel of BHEL (kalyana sundaram)..
Groupe chandra layout lead by Mr. Nutwit has reached apartment of groupe kamakya...and Lal jhootawala , Ghazini jr. reminded the groups to be there by 1130..though groupe kamakya has hesitated a bit to start withour their leader..our Neta/BigB reassured and led the group to Devegowda petrol Bunk House..by that time sagar alias jacky has already reached by his ghost rider and appam of kozhi by his 350 cc chariot...then the show is taken over by lal jootawala..who took the lead n started searching the weapons for his mission..then traction guru has come up wid the weapons...
the much awaited GPL has finally started and as our arnold has denied lifting up light wieghted Pandey.. Nutwit and Traction guru took the charge...then it started with the shot of Lal chappalwala in white jootas, jacky and sultan were njoing then comes high bashhhh a loud kamar kick from the Lee 8082 Mr. Mangal pandey tried to show off his emotions and anger on Bruce Lee 8082...but he soon relaised tht any kinda anger on others will get back at him..and started his gud old smile..Then comes the Bournvita Rapid fire round of bathroom chappals
Then comes the proprietary item of the fake campus batch da brut-effect...Mangal was targeted again and bulls's eye is made..but appam of kozhi disaapointed all of us...so thr brut effect was effectless..as Mr. Light is loosing up his weight further at Dadri and Chota nawab on his way to bungol Pandey missed the silchar shot too...which disappointed our Nutwit as he felt the creativity dint blossomto the xtent we xpected....so it ended with evry one taking up the vow that the brutality in the bday bashes shd be ended..
Mangal Pandey's Birthday bash
Here comes the great Mangal Pandey, the enthu chap who puts his head into every shit-hole available on the Earth's surface and get screwed very often. And now, its pay back time.. his birthday.
May 7 was etched in the memory of Jhootawala. The reason lies below
Flashback : January 21st midnight
A pleasant day had passed and in the evening time slowly all the buggers started flooding into the Devegowda petrol bunk house. Yeah, it is the birthday celebration of 3 of our batchmates and everyone is on a high. Sultan reached quite early in his chariot. Followed by Sagar alias Jacky on his fiercy Ghost rider bike. Groupe Kamakya led by BHAI arrived just on time after an efficient trouble shooting whether to come by auto or walk.
The clock rang 12 and our activities where started. After Mama's boy disagreed to giving bumps (GPL), Sultan and slim-beauty Sunshine started the flame of innovation and creativity. "Deo-fire". As usual, Mangal Pandey, who haven't even heard of the efficient torture program came into limelight. He offered a deo in his shelf, and the match-box whole-heartedly. After 15 mins of CIT, Mangal Pandey was declared to be an excellent fireman by the experienced Sultan and slimbeauty.
The rest is history. Mama's boy had a few hair fried on his back, but escaped without much damage. Traction guru dint even had a hair burn coz he dint have any hair in his body except on the head. And then came the turn of Jhootawala. The first two tries, the match stick got off and the the deo got over. Moodilio Kharabini came from nowhere with the killer 'brute' deo. Fed up, Jhootawala told "Bitches, do as you like" and stood like the christ geting ready for crusification. The flame went of and .. DAMAGE !!!!
People got scared especially the executioners, and their face went white. Schwarzenegger sighed, " Asta la vista, Baby ". BHAI whispered, "bahut boora halat hua bhai. aisa karna nahi chahiye tha". And Moodilio, "Saala.. mood kharab ho gaya". And Nutwit, "Jo hone hai ho gaya. Ab kya karna hai.. ". And Mangal Pandey, " Hahahaha.. hooo hooiii heheeeee " and for his misfortune, Moodilio efficiently captured all the movements and showed it to Jhootawala.
The deo might have got over, but the flame was still burning in Jhootawala. He wrote on his favorite undies, 'revenge, may 7'.
Hooray, the may 7 is here and Jhootawala is all set to release his load. Along with many other people like Bruce Lee, Sagar, slim-beauty Sunshine and many others. Hope the creativity might bear flowers this night. And a happy and horrific pre b'day wishes to Mangal Pandey (hope this one too doesn't become a matyr :P )
May 7 was etched in the memory of Jhootawala. The reason lies below
Flashback : January 21st midnight
A pleasant day had passed and in the evening time slowly all the buggers started flooding into the Devegowda petrol bunk house. Yeah, it is the birthday celebration of 3 of our batchmates and everyone is on a high. Sultan reached quite early in his chariot. Followed by Sagar alias Jacky on his fiercy Ghost rider bike. Groupe Kamakya led by BHAI arrived just on time after an efficient trouble shooting whether to come by auto or walk.
The clock rang 12 and our activities where started. After Mama's boy disagreed to giving bumps (GPL), Sultan and slim-beauty Sunshine started the flame of innovation and creativity. "Deo-fire". As usual, Mangal Pandey, who haven't even heard of the efficient torture program came into limelight. He offered a deo in his shelf, and the match-box whole-heartedly. After 15 mins of CIT, Mangal Pandey was declared to be an excellent fireman by the experienced Sultan and slimbeauty.
The rest is history. Mama's boy had a few hair fried on his back, but escaped without much damage. Traction guru dint even had a hair burn coz he dint have any hair in his body except on the head. And then came the turn of Jhootawala. The first two tries, the match stick got off and the the deo got over. Moodilio Kharabini came from nowhere with the killer 'brute' deo. Fed up, Jhootawala told "Bitches, do as you like" and stood like the christ geting ready for crusification. The flame went of and .. DAMAGE !!!!
People got scared especially the executioners, and their face went white. Schwarzenegger sighed, " Asta la vista, Baby ". BHAI whispered, "bahut boora halat hua bhai. aisa karna nahi chahiye tha". And Moodilio, "Saala.. mood kharab ho gaya". And Nutwit, "Jo hone hai ho gaya. Ab kya karna hai.. ". And Mangal Pandey, " Hahahaha.. hooo hooiii heheeeee " and for his misfortune, Moodilio efficiently captured all the movements and showed it to Jhootawala.
The deo might have got over, but the flame was still burning in Jhootawala. He wrote on his favorite undies, 'revenge, may 7'.
Hooray, the may 7 is here and Jhootawala is all set to release his load. Along with many other people like Bruce Lee, Sagar, slim-beauty Sunshine and many others. Hope the creativity might bear flowers this night. And a happy and horrific pre b'day wishes to Mangal Pandey (hope this one too doesn't become a matyr :P )
Bruce Lee's Day
7:10AM: wake up
7:15AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.
7:20AM: Have To.
7:59 AM: Punch in.
8:10AM: Check Mail.
8:25AM: Check Again just in case...
8:30AM: Since It is already 8:30 wait for tea (8:45AM).
8:45AM: TEA party.
09:00AM: Check Mail.
09:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what?
09:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.
09:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.
09:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)
10:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.
10:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?
10:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.
11:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch.
11:30AM: lunch
12:00PM: Lunch over.
12:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.
12:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.
12:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.
1:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
2:30PM: Tea Time.
2:40PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness
3:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)
3:11PM: Try to look busy.
3:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).
3:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.
3:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.
3:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.
4:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.
4:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.
4:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.
4:20PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.
4:24PM: a quick dash for gate.
4:37PM: Third in punching out.
5:25PM: Reached Room.
5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.
8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us.
Curse government and RnD. No salary Hike.
8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.
8:48PM: Dinner finished.
12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.
1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.
Cm on dude.. you are the only person to get away from this god-forsaken place
The Grand Naming Ceremony
Following the footsteps of the fakeiplplayer, the blogger too decides to put nicknames to all the GUYS ( bache-log) of the campus batch in a specific public sector enterprise.
The username and password for the blog is fakecampusbatchguy@gmail.com and bheledn123
The players may feel free to write any insider's views in this blog wihtout indifference.
Starting with a disclaimer : The blog and names have nothing to do with any person living or dead. Any resemblence to any person is purely co-incidence and the blogger shall not be penalised
After this Preface let me go into the Naming Ceremony
The campus batch is divided briefly into 4 categories based on the location
La Groupe de ChandraLayout : 3 very interesting personalities by the name Akhil, Keshav and Vikas stays in a beautiful house which is the closest to the factory and Quarters. Akhil Kumar Dubey shall be hereforth named as Big Brother for You-Know-What.. his nature. Keshav Kishore Sharma is Mr. Nutwit for the fabulous one-liners and Vikas Gupta shall be known as Mr. Light for his ultra light attitude and care-free nature.
La Groupe de Kamakya : A very dynamic group led by an efficient leader stays in a 4-star appartment very next to one of the major rivers in India. Rahul Vinchurkar will be known as Arnold Shwarzenegger only because he won the Mr. India title 3 times in a row. Aditya Kumar ( as the brand value of the name in BSE is taken into account) will be simply referred to as BHAI, Sridhar Vavilappalli due to his expertise in Traction drives is named as Traction guru, Rajib Bhatacharjee as 'Chhote Nawab' (not because he looks lie Saif Ali Khan but coz he is a Bong), and finally Raviteja from Battula will be Mr. Sunshine.(there is no much funda behind this name.. its simply a translation)
La Groupe de DevegowdaPetrolBunk : The most enthusiastic and fun-loving group in campus batch stays here. Starting with the only Localite, Raghunath whose name obviously is Lal Jhootawala (the Man with the Red(NIKE) sandals. Varun Jain will be known as Mangal Pandey - not because he resembles either Mangal Pandey or Aamir Khan, but jsut as he is from Meerut. Rocky D'sa aka Romy D'silva is Moodilio Kharabini - both words had to come and since he is funky the blogger decided to give an italian name. And last one is GinvanLian Tombing who will be known as Bruce Lee 8082 ( electronics guys plz ntice 8082)
La Groupe de LoneRangers : This includes the 2 guys who live seperate from the campus bunch. First one is Vijay now a.k.a Sagar Alias Jacky - Sagar is a common mallu name in the 80's and this is a namesake of Vijay's favourite Hero Mohanlal's character. And second one is Nikhil - Sultan of Turkey - just because he is surrounded by N number of girls in the production floor.
The major naming ceremony ends as of now. Await the arrival of new characters like KalaBandhar, Indira Gandhi, Ms. Shaekspeare, The Professor and FunkyBong in the upcoming blogs.
Post Shortly coming : Mangal Pandey's Birthday
The username and password for the blog is fakecampusbatchguy@gmail.com and bheledn123
The players may feel free to write any insider's views in this blog wihtout indifference.
Starting with a disclaimer : The blog and names have nothing to do with any person living or dead. Any resemblence to any person is purely co-incidence and the blogger shall not be penalised
After this Preface let me go into the Naming Ceremony
The campus batch is divided briefly into 4 categories based on the location
La Groupe de ChandraLayout : 3 very interesting personalities by the name Akhil, Keshav and Vikas stays in a beautiful house which is the closest to the factory and Quarters. Akhil Kumar Dubey shall be hereforth named as Big Brother for You-Know-What.. his nature. Keshav Kishore Sharma is Mr. Nutwit for the fabulous one-liners and Vikas Gupta shall be known as Mr. Light for his ultra light attitude and care-free nature.
La Groupe de Kamakya : A very dynamic group led by an efficient leader stays in a 4-star appartment very next to one of the major rivers in India. Rahul Vinchurkar will be known as Arnold Shwarzenegger only because he won the Mr. India title 3 times in a row. Aditya Kumar ( as the brand value of the name in BSE is taken into account) will be simply referred to as BHAI, Sridhar Vavilappalli due to his expertise in Traction drives is named as Traction guru, Rajib Bhatacharjee as 'Chhote Nawab' (not because he looks lie Saif Ali Khan but coz he is a Bong), and finally Raviteja from Battula will be Mr. Sunshine.(there is no much funda behind this name.. its simply a translation)
La Groupe de DevegowdaPetrolBunk : The most enthusiastic and fun-loving group in campus batch stays here. Starting with the only Localite, Raghunath whose name obviously is Lal Jhootawala (the Man with the Red(NIKE) sandals. Varun Jain will be known as Mangal Pandey - not because he resembles either Mangal Pandey or Aamir Khan, but jsut as he is from Meerut. Rocky D'sa aka Romy D'silva is Moodilio Kharabini - both words had to come and since he is funky the blogger decided to give an italian name. And last one is GinvanLian Tombing who will be known as Bruce Lee 8082 ( electronics guys plz ntice 8082)
La Groupe de LoneRangers : This includes the 2 guys who live seperate from the campus bunch. First one is Vijay now a.k.a Sagar Alias Jacky - Sagar is a common mallu name in the 80's and this is a namesake of Vijay's favourite Hero Mohanlal's character. And second one is Nikhil - Sultan of Turkey - just because he is surrounded by N number of girls in the production floor.
The major naming ceremony ends as of now. Await the arrival of new characters like KalaBandhar, Indira Gandhi, Ms. Shaekspeare, The Professor and FunkyBong in the upcoming blogs.
Post Shortly coming : Mangal Pandey's Birthday