Here comes the great Mangal Pandey, the enthu chap who puts his head into every shit-hole available on the Earth's surface and get screwed very often. And now, its pay back time.. his birthday.
May 7 was etched in the memory of Jhootawala. The reason lies below
Flashback : January 21st midnight
A pleasant day had passed and in the evening time slowly all the buggers started flooding into the Devegowda petrol bunk house. Yeah, it is the birthday celebration of 3 of our batchmates and everyone is on a high. Sultan reached quite early in his chariot. Followed by Sagar alias Jacky on his fiercy Ghost rider bike. Groupe Kamakya led by BHAI arrived just on time after an efficient trouble shooting whether to come by auto or walk.
The clock rang 12 and our activities where started. After Mama's boy disagreed to giving bumps (GPL), Sultan and slim-beauty Sunshine started the flame of innovation and creativity. "Deo-fire". As usual, Mangal Pandey, who haven't even heard of the efficient torture program came into limelight. He offered a deo in his shelf, and the match-box whole-heartedly. After 15 mins of CIT, Mangal Pandey was declared to be an excellent fireman by the experienced Sultan and slimbeauty.
The rest is history. Mama's boy had a few hair fried on his back, but escaped without much damage. Traction guru dint even had a hair burn coz he dint have any hair in his body except on the head. And then came the turn of Jhootawala. The first two tries, the match stick got off and the the deo got over. Moodilio Kharabini came from nowhere with the killer 'brute' deo. Fed up, Jhootawala told "Bitches, do as you like" and stood like the christ geting ready for crusification. The flame went of and .. DAMAGE !!!!
People got scared especially the executioners, and their face went white. Schwarzenegger sighed, " Asta la vista, Baby ". BHAI whispered, "bahut boora halat hua bhai. aisa karna nahi chahiye tha". And Moodilio, "Saala.. mood kharab ho gaya". And Nutwit, "Jo hone hai ho gaya. Ab kya karna hai.. ". And Mangal Pandey, " Hahahaha.. hooo hooiii heheeeee " and for his misfortune, Moodilio efficiently captured all the movements and showed it to Jhootawala.
The deo might have got over, but the flame was still burning in Jhootawala. He wrote on his favorite undies, 'revenge, may 7'.
Hooray, the may 7 is here and Jhootawala is all set to release his load. Along with many other people like Bruce Lee, Sagar, slim-beauty Sunshine and many others. Hope the creativity might bear flowers this night. And a happy and horrific pre b'day wishes to Mangal Pandey (hope this one too doesn't become a matyr :P )
May 7 was etched in the memory of Jhootawala. The reason lies below
Flashback : January 21st midnight
A pleasant day had passed and in the evening time slowly all the buggers started flooding into the Devegowda petrol bunk house. Yeah, it is the birthday celebration of 3 of our batchmates and everyone is on a high. Sultan reached quite early in his chariot. Followed by Sagar alias Jacky on his fiercy Ghost rider bike. Groupe Kamakya led by BHAI arrived just on time after an efficient trouble shooting whether to come by auto or walk.
The clock rang 12 and our activities where started. After Mama's boy disagreed to giving bumps (GPL), Sultan and slim-beauty Sunshine started the flame of innovation and creativity. "Deo-fire". As usual, Mangal Pandey, who haven't even heard of the efficient torture program came into limelight. He offered a deo in his shelf, and the match-box whole-heartedly. After 15 mins of CIT, Mangal Pandey was declared to be an excellent fireman by the experienced Sultan and slimbeauty.
The rest is history. Mama's boy had a few hair fried on his back, but escaped without much damage. Traction guru dint even had a hair burn coz he dint have any hair in his body except on the head. And then came the turn of Jhootawala. The first two tries, the match stick got off and the the deo got over. Moodilio Kharabini came from nowhere with the killer 'brute' deo. Fed up, Jhootawala told "Bitches, do as you like" and stood like the christ geting ready for crusification. The flame went of and .. DAMAGE !!!!
People got scared especially the executioners, and their face went white. Schwarzenegger sighed, " Asta la vista, Baby ". BHAI whispered, "bahut boora halat hua bhai. aisa karna nahi chahiye tha". And Moodilio, "Saala.. mood kharab ho gaya". And Nutwit, "Jo hone hai ho gaya. Ab kya karna hai.. ". And Mangal Pandey, " Hahahaha.. hooo hooiii heheeeee " and for his misfortune, Moodilio efficiently captured all the movements and showed it to Jhootawala.
The deo might have got over, but the flame was still burning in Jhootawala. He wrote on his favorite undies, 'revenge, may 7'.
Hooray, the may 7 is here and Jhootawala is all set to release his load. Along with many other people like Bruce Lee, Sagar, slim-beauty Sunshine and many others. Hope the creativity might bear flowers this night. And a happy and horrific pre b'day wishes to Mangal Pandey (hope this one too doesn't become a matyr :P )
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