The Grand Naming Ceremony

Following the footsteps of the fakeiplplayer, the blogger too decides to put nicknames to all the GUYS ( bache-log) of the campus batch in a specific public sector enterprise.

The username and password for the blog is fakecampusbatchguy@gmail.com and bheledn123
The players may feel free to write any insider's views in this blog wihtout indifference.

Starting with a disclaimer : The blog and names have nothing to do with any person living or dead. Any resemblence to any person is purely co-incidence and the blogger shall not be penalised

After this Preface let me go into the Naming Ceremony

The campus batch is divided briefly into 4 categories based on the location

La Groupe de ChandraLayout : 3 very interesting personalities by the name Akhil, Keshav and Vikas stays in a beautiful house which is the closest to the factory and Quarters. Akhil Kumar Dubey shall be hereforth named as Big Brother for You-Know-What.. his nature. Keshav Kishore Sharma is Mr. Nutwit for the fabulous one-liners and Vikas Gupta shall be known as Mr. Light for his ultra light attitude and care-free nature.

La Groupe de Kamakya : A very dynamic group led by an efficient leader stays in a 4-star appartment very next to one of the major rivers in India. Rahul Vinchurkar will be known as Arnold Shwarzenegger only because he won the Mr. India title 3 times in a row. Aditya Kumar ( as the brand value of the name in BSE is taken into account) will be simply referred to as BHAI, Sridhar Vavilappalli due to his expertise in Traction drives is named as Traction guru, Rajib Bhatacharjee as 'Chhote Nawab' (not because he looks lie Saif Ali Khan but coz he is a Bong), and finally Raviteja from Battula will be Mr. Sunshine.(there is no much funda behind this name.. its simply a translation)

La Groupe de DevegowdaPetrolBunk : The most enthusiastic and fun-loving group in campus batch stays here. Starting with the only Localite, Raghunath whose name obviously is Lal Jhootawala (the Man with the Red(NIKE) sandals. Varun Jain will be known as Mangal Pandey - not because he resembles either Mangal Pandey or Aamir Khan, but jsut as he is from Meerut. Rocky D'sa aka Romy D'silva is Moodilio Kharabini - both words had to come and since he is funky the blogger decided to give an italian name. And last one is GinvanLian Tombing who will be known as Bruce Lee 8082 ( electronics guys plz ntice 8082)

La Groupe de LoneRangers : This includes the 2 guys who live seperate from the campus bunch. First one is Vijay now a.k.a Sagar Alias Jacky - Sagar is a common mallu name in the 80's and this is a namesake of Vijay's favourite Hero Mohanlal's character. And second one is Nikhil - Sultan of Turkey - just because he is surrounded by N number of girls in the production floor.

The major naming ceremony ends as of now. Await the arrival of new characters like KalaBandhar, Indira Gandhi, Ms. Shaekspeare, The Professor and FunkyBong in the upcoming blogs.

Post Shortly coming : Mangal Pandey's Birthday

1 comments:

Tombing May 6, 2009 at 9:15 AM  

tooo cool man!

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