The Judgement Day

June 26,2009
02:30 pm ( 6 weeks to judgement day)
Mail arrives in the campus batch inbox. It was a threat mail. The useless and jobless chaps claimed it is a hoax mail. Some went and confirmed it from the sender, Chini Kam. Exams on August 6th. Campus batch shouted in a deafening voice, “Who the hell cares!!!” And chimney company went to SZ. Testicles left to their panels. Salesmen and engineers to their hubs.

July 12, 2009
10:00 am ( 4 weeks to judgement day)
The letters for report submission reached the respective reporting officers. Campus batch cried for help. The left hand of all campus batch guys went dumb by ctrl V + ctrl C. Reports flowed through the LAN. BHAI had already left for another expedition after the report completion. He told the batch, “ Mein to ab nahi aane wala.. tum log sambhal lena”. Campus batch ignored the warning.

July 20, 2009
8:30 am (2 weeks to judgement day)
Sultan walks into the Testicular chamber. He saw some familiar ppts in a computer. Chotte nawab was having a fair analysis of what to prepare. Others told it’s a bad omen and walked away.

24 July, 2009
12:05 pm (12 days to judgement day)
Mangal Pandey is preparing to go to Meerut for one week. People asked about the awkward timing of his journey precariously close to the D-Day. He replied, “chintha mat kar. Mere ko tum logon par poora bharosa hain”.

26 July, 2009
11:45 am ( 10 days remaining)
Jhootawala comes back from the capital all set to be a network administrator. Sunshine prepares for another routine Parle-G factory visit to sell soap and shampoo. He told, “Selling items is more important than reading ppts”. Nawab laughed !

30 July, 2009
BHAI returns.

1 August, 2009
9:00 am (5 days remaining)
Sultan and King Bhoo starts the royal preparation. They ended up in banging the head on their tables saying making slides are any day better than reading them. Mr. Nutwit also procures valuable data from the Sub assembly heavy weights.

3 August, 2009
12:05 pm ( 3 days to go)
Finally the champion Kharabini spoke, “Saalon.. mere ko load aa raha hain.. padna hain”. This was the much awaited wake up call for the batch. An immediate meet-up was organized at the SZ barring all obstacles who were earlier settled at the place.
Process began.
1. Identify the ujalas
2. Determine internal andheras
3. Current status updating
4. Value addition by group preparation
5. Effective implementation of the road map for cheating

After the historic meeting, kharabini declared like Mother teresa, “ For those who are not in possession of anything, I will come forward as the back-up source”. Schwarzie took up the full responsibility of vision, mission and value statements.

5 August, 2009
12:00 noon (day before D-Day)
Serious preps have started. Everyone is puking definitions all around after lunch. Groupe de kamakhya and Chandra layout go further by means of team work. The single largest contribution was made by the Stock Broker by collecting shit in a 32 page file and distributing around.
Brave fucks started commenting, “ Dept test is all that matters. We don’t want to prepare stupid management stuff”. Sagar is still crying for PPTs to start the mugging up.

The D-Day

Campus batch in load. Best wishes flying in from different sides adds to the fury. They walk towards NEB 2nd floor to get their things chopped.

Campus batch got their pens. They got their answer sheets. They even got a new roll number. Ms Shaekspear took out her multi coloured pens, pencils and scale. They are in action. Like a hanuman who doesn’t know his strength without someone reminding, the campus batch went on fire.
They wrote. They copied. They cheated. They shouted answers. All like a true battle. But of course, a large portion of the freaks already had known their questions !

01:25 pm

People getting ready for their second phase of battle came to the familiar HRD room and occupied strategic positions. Sunshine being the play-maker in the centre portion. Nawab and Nutwit well placed on both flanks. Cuckoo bird and Barabaad, both potential candidates for topping the exams, occupied the forward positions. Mr. ChunMun was playing in a strategic position linking the forwards and defenders. Poor sultan was sent out of the ground to the pavilion, from where he began watching the various acitivities like a child watching monkeys in a zoo.

01:30 pm
The shot was fired and game began. To the surprise of the majority of campus batch, Chini Kam have not cheated. The question paper was declared to be answerable for everyone. But still doubts arose like was Fourier a mathematician or environmentalist, and did Algore had any famous forefathers. Sunshine’s words were taken into consideration whenever there was mismatch of theories.

03:30 pm
The corporate test started and campus batch showed their true colours. It was a demonstration of effective communication skills and team work. Like a formal group discussion, everyone’s points were heard with attention, and reached in a final conclusion for all 40 questions.

03:55 pm
With the happiness of the surety of becoming an engineer, the campus batch went to their addas.

04:45 pm
Moodilio discovers that his helmet is stolen.

The story ends here.. The rest is history.. Mangal gave, Big Bro gave, Sultan got, Sunshine got, Traction Guru at a tentative break-even (man-handled) and thus it goes on.

( PS : This blogging community strictly condemns theft and other kind of cheap activities which are listed in CDA Rule 5 )