The Monsoon Report

We will review factors like the upcoming Sucking ( absorption put in a different way) test and the Grande Interview is going to be touched. The title just accounts for the rains which have welcomed us to our tenure in BHEL one year back.

Let us do it in OJT report format

This blog “ Fake Campus Batch Guy” is done as per Dakshata module for the upliftment of the campus batch.

Prepared by

FakeGuy
Staff Number : 3833xxx
Anonymous dept

Under the guidance of

Review Committee
Fake campus batch guy blog

Abstract :
The various events involving Groupe de kamakhya (Adding Mangal), Groupe de Chandra Layout ( with moodilio) , Groupe de Lonerangers ( Jhootawala is added to this group) is briefly touched upon. On this occasion of the completion of the great ET period, we’d like to thank all who’ve made our lives miserable for the past one year ( especially Macho Man & the community of Auto drivers in Bangalore)

Chapter 1 | BHEL Overview:
What the ! Look in your reports bitches.

Chapter 2 | BHEL-EDN Overview:

Goto (BHEL Overview) ; // primitive C coding

Chapter 3 | Life :

The past few months have seen the campus batch dispersing in different directions and coming together as a team as a result of Customer Fuck Us Programme.

All hail BHAI ! This person of immense potential had just came back from a month long absence in the site + CF + home. But apparently the Kamakhya captain’s life is not that easy. The captain got furious as his boss dint get a promotion and thrashed a few items including Schwarzie’s dumbbells. Shortly the decision to send him outside Bangalore followed.. And groupe de kamakhya says, “BHAI .. we miss you”.

Changes in Moodilio : People from various depts have reported the drastic change in the character of Kharabini. It has been however proved that Kharabini have attended a 1-week training programme in ChakkaYoga and became Sri Sri Mahayogi Homibaba. Moodilio has thereby found a new way to control his temper and make his mood not Kharaab, or thus he says. And then Moodilio went to MG Road and he saw chicks. He told, “what is so special? “. Sunshine tried to make him bakra. Moodilio replied, “ Sab Kuch Maya Hai”. And then the tragedy happened. Mama’s boyfriend raped Moodilio( For evidence watch the exclusive video in Nutwit mobile). This was claimed to be a celebration of the amendment of Article 377 but the result was.. Mood Kharaab ho gaya. Became so Kharaab that he started smuggling electronic devices inside the campus.

Aur Jhootawala ko kya ho gaya. After the unfortunate bike incident he moved to the hi-tech city of Dodbal-town. The first time experience of North India was awesome in many respects. It started with he putting his hand inside his pant zip for taking money and ended with a Sardar making him bakra a taxi (Sagar and Sultan were also bakras in this incident). The traction guru is still on the rounds in and out of girls hostel searching for a good match. He has decided to spend Rs. 1000/- next time to get a better pic for uploading inside bharat matrimony. Sultan is still dreaming that he will get 44k salary and 85k arrears.

Chhotte Nawab has already started the preps for the Test. And look who is trying to catch up. Sagar and Sunshine. Mr. Sunshine after making a lot of fuzz about the work has managed to submit a spiral binded colour print-out of a report which will be further kept in TIC as a reference manual. And since you can’t take off a satellite without Sagar’s signature he is also proving his worth. Kudos campus batch ! Big Bro & Nutwit are expected to pick up momentum in a short while.

Chapter 4 | Death :
This chapter is dedicated to the campus batch guys who are already dead due the tiresome routine job. Deaths can be classified as
1. Death due to boredom
2. Death by hearing stories from boss
3. Death due to your boss’s death
4. Death due to Chayapathi’s mails
5. Death by solving Mama’s boyfriend puzzles
6. And other miscellaneous deaths

Conclusion :
We have got tremendous amount of experience in the past one year. We would be using all that for doing more bak-chodi in the coming year !